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-Wear shirt that says 'life'. Hand out lemons on street corner.
-Hire two private investigators. Have them follow each other.
-Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you are all wondering why I gathered you here," with a straight face.
-Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
-Run into store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell, "It worked!" and run out cheering.
-Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
-Invite someone into your office, turn arund in office chair, and say, "I've been expecting you..."
-Buy a parrot. Teach parrot to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
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